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About Me
- second attempt
- Third attempt (thesis)
- The real deal.
I am an orangutan or possibly Homer Simpson. which, I do not know, however I am quite certain that I enjoy buying and selling LEGOs, eating doughnuts, feeling my cheek-flaps, and piloting river boats. I am 432 years old and smoking is a hobby of mine (all items sold in a smoke free environment) I hate pets more than cabbage and so I keep all of them locked in the cellar most of the time. It is my religious belief that Ninjago Core was the worst thing LEGO ever Produced, after Harry Potter (Henry Porter), and it should be purged from any and all records. signed Homer Simpson/Mr. orangutan P.S. really.
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