Vicki just walked into my home office and said "can we get a cat and called
its Admiral Galacticat".
Please someone save me now.
Or does anyone need a wife, I pay cash.
I live in England, but am happy to adopt a cousin from the Great White North.
Advantages:
1. We don't have a mentally deranged leader. Well, we do a bit, but nowhere
near as bad as other mentally deranged world leaders who shall remain nameless...
2. We have a Tim Hortons about 15 mins away.
Disadvantages:
1. Any Lego in this house automatically belongs to me. Which means I'll
have to sort and catalogue the Lego you bring. And I hate sorting.
Don't need the wife, mine might complain. Or knowing my luck, they'll
gang up on me and I'll have two women moaning that I don't do the dishes
enough...