The legendary “Fountain of Youth”— that ancient Incan tale… (Aussie version? “Fountain of … Struth!”) 😉

Uncle Kenny has always believed that the Fountain of Youth is as real as a kangaroo at a BBQ, so he ropes in his niece, Shazza, and her husband, Stevo Powers, for an epic adventure to track this mythical spot down. After a journey that was anything but a walk in the park, they stumble upon it nestled on a rocky outcrop.

A cascade of water spills down what looks like some seriously ancient ruins, and let me tell you, Kenny is over the moon! Then they spot an astonishingly detailed statue perched near the top pool and - oh yeah - what seems like a skeleton in armor. Talk about a chilling welcome!

They stand there, gawking at the structure built right into the rock… Hmmmm? Stevo squints at a little inscription and reads, “Water will only serve the truthful and brave. All others will leave this realm if not pure of heart or smart of mind. Red is forever sleep, green is virtuous life…” Stevo's brain is ticking away as he spots Incan designs, with red arrows pointing towards the fountains. There’s even some green iconography mixed in - what’s that about? Curious, indeed!

Kenny, ever the detective, notices a tangled archway off to the side and decides to play Indiana Jones. He whips out his machete, showing that its size doesn’t matter when it’s sharp! He figures out that parts of the pavement are natural, while others have clearly been laid out by some industrious Incan hands…

Meanwhile, Shazza checks out the temple and realizes it’s all overgrown on one side, but the other just bursts with greenery. Stevo can’t help but point out that one rock face looks suspiciously too smooth to be natural.Then Shazza has a moment of inspiration. She sees the Incan idol not facing the right way, which is a big deal for the Incans! With a quick twist of a green, root-like appendage, she turns the idol. Suddenly, the dome-like wall slides away to reveal the real Fountain of Youth…And just like that, everyone erupts in cheers and celebrations! What a ripper of a find!